hotel room ftw
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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