3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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