bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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