Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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