East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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