awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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