i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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