Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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