Who did Billy Mays play for?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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