dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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