remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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