I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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