What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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