you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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