Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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