i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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