Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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