Dual....:-)
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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