Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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