is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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