You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Randomize