I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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