And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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