Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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