i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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