brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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