Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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