We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i just had sex bonerless
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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