what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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