you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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