just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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