no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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