hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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