Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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