if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
and i looked up. we had an audience...
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Randomize
