He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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