Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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