Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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