The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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