She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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