come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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