ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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