u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Terrible idea I love it
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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