Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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