do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I can't turn off my feet"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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