no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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