it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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