I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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