I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I use my feet as sexual weapons
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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