How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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