: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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