My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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