party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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