I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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