I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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