escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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