I don't usually arrange sex via text message
now i know why i became what i already was.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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